The power to not see ads

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to be dead

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Super-slowness

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!