The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to fall up.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to think salmon.

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Meatvision.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!