The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power drown in water

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!