The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see through air.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to fail

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!