The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to eat food.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!