The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!