The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to divide by zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!