The power to uncontrally boop

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!