- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to bleed anally at will

he power to make mistakes

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers