The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to be really itchy.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!