- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the ability to become black.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

the power to breath without thinking about it.

To pee standing up.

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the power to herd cats

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to plank

The power to die while dieing

The power to snore inhumanly loud

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to sleep anytime your tired

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!