the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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A healing punch

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to fart upon command.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!