The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to create shit

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!