The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!