the power to shit liquidly

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Tits for a guy.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Meatvision.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!