The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to have a power

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of self mind control

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!