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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.
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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT
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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.
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The power to be invisible to only yourself.
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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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The power to have hindsight.
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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground
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the power to make a pillow come to life once
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The power to start time only when it's on.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.
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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.
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the powre to spel
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The ability to part...hair.
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The ability to transform in to a glass of water
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it
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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something
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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!