the power to get sick

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!