- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell poo...

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to write a country song

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to shit bricks

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to get arrested

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to be a woman

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Pointless Super Powers