The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!