The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to control sloths

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!