The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!