The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to jerk off

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!