The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to be dead

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!