- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

the power to not have super powers...

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power of women's rights.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to have a super power,

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

Pointless Super Powers