The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!