The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!