The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the powre to spel

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to die early.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!