The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to watch tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!