The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to lock open doors

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!