The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to to think less

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!