The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to write comic books

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!