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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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Stop clapping

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!