The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!