The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!