The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to clean

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!