The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to scare female plants.

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!