- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to write a country song

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to read captchas

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to be a woman

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to fall up.

The power to have no powers

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers