The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to be dead

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!