Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!