The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!