the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to fart pee.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to breathe

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to be powerless

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!