The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!