the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!