the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!