- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see through air

the power of superspeed but only backwards

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

having the same super powers as batman!

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to kill yourself

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to create powers

ability to levitate using my fart...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!