the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!