The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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to make asians smart

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Meatvision.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!