- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

Pointless Super Powers