The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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solar powered night-vision

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!