You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to swim in water.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!