The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!