- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to have a super power,

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power to kill yourself

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

Pointless Super Powers