- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to think of pointless powers.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to control Rollie pollies

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

Pointless Super Powers