The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!