The power to eat soap.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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the power to be powerless

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to eat food.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!