The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!