the power to not have superpowers

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to explode on the moon

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!