The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Being a freemason

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!