The power to die while dieing

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!